April 9, 2012
animalstalkinginallcaps: SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!  SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! EVERYBODY! GUYS, SERIOUSLY, STOP.  IF YOU AIN’T GETTING DRUNK GET THE FUCK OUT THE CLUB! IF YOU AIN’T GETTING DRUNK GET THE FUCK OUT THE CLUB! IF YOU AIN’T COME TO PARTY GET THE FUCK OUT THE CLUB!  WE’RE NOT EVEN IN A CLUB! WE’RE IN THE OCEAN! IT’S ALMOST 2012! THAT SONG WAS TERRIBLE IN 2009! YOU ALL WORK IN FINANCE! PLEASE! JAGERBOMBS! LEMONDROPS! BUTTERY NIPPLES! JELLO SHOTS! I HATE EVERY ONE OF THOSE DRINKS. WHAT IS IT ABOUT BUSINESS MAJORS, MAN? I’M JUST GOING TO GO HOME BEFORE YOU START SLIPPING EACH OTHER ROOFIES AND FISTFIGHTING FOR NO REASON. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIKE. HOPE YOU DON’T GO TO JAIL LATER. IF YOU’RE FEELING DRUNK PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! AND IF YOU’RE TRYING TO FUCK PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! IT’S JUST LIKE, SEVEN GUYS GETTING WASTED TOGETHER! WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO F- UGH. NEVERMIND. CATCH YOU AT THE OFFICE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! 

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! EVERYBODY!

GUYS, SERIOUSLY, STOP. 

IF YOU AIN’T GETTING DRUNK GET THE FUCK OUT THE CLUB! IF YOU AIN’T GETTING DRUNK GET THE FUCK OUT THE CLUB! IF YOU AIN’T COME TO PARTY GET THE FUCK OUT THE CLUB! 

WE’RE NOT EVEN IN A CLUB! WE’RE IN THE OCEAN! IT’S ALMOST 2012! THAT SONG WAS TERRIBLE IN 2009! YOU ALL WORK IN FINANCE! PLEASE!

JAGERBOMBS! LEMONDROPS! BUTTERY NIPPLES! JELLO SHOTS!

I HATE EVERY ONE OF THOSE DRINKS. WHAT IS IT ABOUT BUSINESS MAJORS, MAN? I’M JUST GOING TO GO HOME BEFORE YOU START SLIPPING EACH OTHER ROOFIES AND FISTFIGHTING FOR NO REASON. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIKE. HOPE YOU DON’T GO TO JAIL LATER.

IF YOU’RE FEELING DRUNK PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! AND IF YOU’RE TRYING TO FUCK PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!

IT’S JUST LIKE, SEVEN GUYS GETTING WASTED TOGETHER! WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO F-

UGH. NEVERMIND. CATCH YOU AT THE OFFICE.

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October 2, 2010

countryandwestern:

Pete Drake - Forever

“Man, that guy’s guitar is talking.” - Jimbo Jones, Homerpalooza

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August 10, 2010

Christmas in August

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March 14, 2010
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February 4, 2010

This is the best campaign attack ad I have ever seen. Skip to 2:20 if you just want to see the demon sheep.

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November 18, 2009

Getting seriously tempted to start tumbling about Lady Gaga. Wish I had more time.

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October 7, 2009
Baking up some cranberry orange walnut bread.

Baking up some cranberry orange walnut bread.

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September 25, 2009
Heteropoda davidbowie I shit you not.

Heteropoda davidbowie

I shit you not.

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September 1, 2009
This is my new baby.

This is my new baby.

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August 26, 2009
(via thewaytokilladeadfeeling) I am fairly tempted to grow this hair do and see if it catches on.

(via thewaytokilladeadfeeling)

I am fairly tempted to grow this hair do and see if it catches on.

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